Sarah Palin will fix EVERYTHING.
Face it, she's the greatest leader the world has seen in 2,000 years. And it's a good thing too – the government is pushing its gay socialist agenda on America and it is hurting our children and our pocketbooks.
But don't worry. Sarah Palin is going to fix everything, and here's how:
- She's going to become president in 2012. What are the statistical chances that a black, socialist, non-citizen gets elected twice in a row. Sarah Palin 2012! It's a slam-dunk!
- Sarah Palin will kick all the socialists out of America and abolish its socialist programs. Teachers, librarians, and postal workers will finally get what they deserve – a boot in the ass. The government shouldn't tell US what our children should learn. They shouldn't try to force US to read free books. They shouldn't tell US how to send greeting cards. We can home-school OUR children, buy OUR books, and send OUR mail with FedEx!
- President Sarah Palin will end health care coverage in America and cure autism. Vaccines are killing our babies, and it's time we stood up to corrupt doctors and saved our children.
- And she'll end Medicare. We don't need the government telling our senior citizens how to live, and we don't need death panels telling them when to die. Without health care coverage, seniors will be able to decide how they want to die on their own!
- Sarah Palin will require all Americans to watch Fox News – the only source for truth – and she will fire all the liberal fascists at PBS. It's time we stood up for ourselves and said NO to brainwashing.
- She will capture Bin Laden and torture him at Gitmo. The Bill of Rights is for Americans. Bin Laden is a terrorist.
- Sarah Palin will fire the IRS. It's time for the flat tax – take the budget, divide it by the population, and that's what everybody owes.
- Sarah Palin will solve global warming, because global warming is a MYTH. If the world is warming why is there still winter? How come it still snows?
- Sarah Palin will solve the energy crisis with American ingenuity. And drilling. Let's drill everywhere. I bet there's a ton of gas in the US that we haven't even found yet. The EPA probably even knows about it and has been hiding it from us.
- She will win the war on Christmas by re-establishing America's Christian values – no false idols, keeping the Sabbath, not taking the lord's name in vain, not coveting your neighbors house or wife or slave, etc. Santa shall once again represent all of our love for Jesus at Christmastime.
- Sarah Palin will teach us intelligent design. Evolution is a lie – if we evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys in Africa? Want proof God created man? Look at the perfection that is Sarah Palin.
- Sarah Palin will NOT ban fishing in America. In fact, she'll require every American to have a gun.
- Lastly, Sarah Palin will secure our borders. If we don't solve our immigration problems, illegal aliens will ruin our country. Don't believe me? Ask a Native American the next time you're at a casino.
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